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Best Friends Swap Men And Women's Halloween Costumes

- Me and this man are about to take a journey,into this inflatable banana.,No, women don't get anything. (crickets chirping),(upbeat music),- Today, we're gonna try on stereotypical,opposite gender Halloween costumes.,- Sexy Halloween costumes.,(kisses teeth),- We're gonna look great. - Spooky.,- I went to an all girls school.,At school, I'd wear the fun guy-ish kinda costume,,then when I went to a party,I'd wear the sexy lady kinda costume.,- Halloween is a time for people to full express themselves,in ways that may not be achievable during the year.,- It's a holiday that's all about unlimited candy,,death, and horniness.,So, what more could you want?,- I definitely think that guys' costumes,are way more conservative.,- I feel like gay guys are like let's slut it up.,- Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this a lot.,- This will be fun.,Get to try out new outfits.,You know, might find a potential Halloween costume.,- Okay, mine's called under arrest.,What's yours called? - Dirty cop.,- I thought that the pants were attached.,- Accessories sold separately.,How are the pants an accessory?,- Oh, are these supposed...,Oh, that's clever.,- They're little baby handcuffs.,- The handcuffs are what clips the fishnet on.,- I like when men struggle.,- Am I supposed...,The costume looked different.,- I actually got changed in record time,,but we're still waiting on Ify.,- Oh.,- Your accessory not included are the fishnets,whereas mine is pants.,- It's essentially the same.,I'm all about gender equality, okay?,- I guess, these, I'm just gonna let them dangle.,- Why are you jingling?,You look great!,- Oh, you're under arrest!,- You can handcuff my pinky to you.,- Put your hands behind your back, young woman.,- I feel like I got some nice arm action, you know?,- This is good to show off the pecs.,This is like, hey.,- I have a fashion crime to call in.,First of all, if you're dressing up as a cop for Halloween,,that's your first problem.,- Read the room.,No one is really lookin' for,a costume that's called dirty cop.,- Or under arrest.,- Why would you dress up as someone's real job,and try to make it sexy?,- I don't mind the sexiness.,I love that.,See, but this just seems kind of poorly thought through.,- I would like it to be equal opportunity.,I need some more sexy accountants.,I need some more sexy librarians.,I think librarians... - What about the sexy,Buzzfeed producers, guys?,- One redeeming factor about this is that,there's a sexy option for both men and women,,and it's marketed to both men and women.,There still is a lot more revealed,on the women's side of things.,- There's a definite lack of pants for both,,so that's encouraging.,However, I actually prefer it without the pants.,It's long enough that I'm rockin' this dress look.,- You know, in reality, you can wear whatever you want.,You don't have to go by the person that's on the package;,however, not everyone is accepting of that.,And so it's like, oh, you're the woman,,you buy the woman package.,You're the man, you buy the man package.,- It felt like there was at least an attempt to be,kind of like a cop with this outfit.,- Here we go. - This is like,the Sailor Moon version of a cop.,- If cops could transform like Sailor Moon...,- Let's go! (laughing),- Yes!,Oh, yeah, baby.,Get me some scrubs.,- I'm the head nurse!,Alright, I'm movin',up in the world. - You're the head nurse!,I'm just a dashing doctor.,- I wish they would be,a little more creative with these puns,'cause you could be Nurse Ratchet, but ratchet.,- If someone came in as a nurse like that,,I would call for help.,I'd immediately think that I'm in Kill Bill.,- It really feels like one quick pull and I'd be pantsed.,- Where's DJ?,He's taking too long.,- If they took the scene in The Dark Knight,where joker was the nurse but switched it with Bane.,- So, you feel like Bane in a nurse outfit?,- Yeah, you were merely born in the medical field.,I was molded by it.,- Aw, you look so cute.,I see you're wearing pants.,- It was really hiking up a bit.,I don't want an HR violation, so I'm putting my pants on.,- It's definitely tight. - Yeah.,- I feel like that's the point.,Packs everything together and you're like pa-pow-pow.,Check it out. (laughing),- It's a little breezy.,I've never had my arms exposed like this,outside of a basketball jersey.,- I mean, I feel like people who buy this are like,,you know, maybe somebody will think I'm really a doctor.,You're at the Halloween party, it's like,,oh, you're a doctor?,Nah, I just came from work.,- My mom is a nurse.,Her stuff looks a little bit more like this,,not anything like that.,- I don't really think you could administer proper treatment,in a costume like this.,- I literally feel like I'm going to bed.,It's a very soft material, but also kinda of just okay.,- When you go and you look at these Halloween costumes,,it's all of these womanly positions--,maid and female nurse, but there's not a female CEO costume.,- It seems like they're really pushing,something towards one audience,and pushing something completely different to men.,- Exactly.,Oh, I can't.,Well, here I am.,- I have to give the costume producers credit.,They can find the sexy angle for any costume.,Recently, this company got in trouble for making a sexy,Handmaid's Tale outfit, which first of all, problematic,,but you're also tardy to the party.,I had friends who were in red speedos with the white caps,and the capes last year and didn't bat an eyelash.,Were problematic before anyone else.,- We don't have time to unpack the privilege there.,Let's put on these bananas.,- Chantel's like stop talking.,(groaning) - Oh, oh!,A little loud there, your costume.,- The very small humming noise really makes the costume.,- It's just like I come with my own sound effect.,- It's got a motor.,There's also a nice breeze on my butt.,- That's so much cooler than mine.,Mine's like an awkward innuendo.,(crickets chirping),- There's no top to my banana.,Oh, I'm a peeled banana.,- I feel like this is for the cleavage,,and I have the clear straps,,which made it a lot easier to put it on,'cause I knew where my arms went.,But I still put it on the wrong way.,- I love that you have a loin cloth here.,- Wait, so I'm wearing it backwards.,- Oh, you are!,- So, can someone actually unpeel you?,- Maybe not here though.,- The thing that I don't like is just, oh,,if you're a woman, you get that one.,If you're a man, you get this one.,And the fact that they don't present it as a choice,I think is when it's just like come on.,- I just feel happy.,This is something that I would enjoy wearing.,- Aside from when you're using,the banana emoji in q sexual context,,there's girl bananas, there's boy bananas,,there's bananas in pajamas.,- That the banana I want.,That's the representation we deserve.,- I feel like your costume,actually looks like an awesome banana.,In my costume, I'm the banana for wearing this.,- Could you imahine sexy banana in pajamas, though,,where is like lacy. - They would find a way,to put that on a woman's body.,- I feel like I'm getting the better end of the deal here.,- I mean, costumes get hot,and you have an air filtration system,so you never get hot or sweaty.,That's awesome. - Right?,- I guess I took for granted that as a guy I never really,put that much thought into my Halloween costume.,Now, this gives me so much more appreciation,'cause there's so much more that goes into it.,- It's silly how for men for the sexy part of it,they're like show off your muscly arms.,And then for women,it's we're gonna have it a little low cut,,we're gonna have arms, we're gonna have fishnets,,we're gonna have high boots with it.,- Halloween is about escaping reality.,We shouldn't have to go back to the regular stereotypes,of the modern day world.,I'm trying to make this deep.,It's not that deep, but I mean, Halloween is dope,,so just have fun.,- I think there is actually,something to romanticizing occupations.,There's something heroic about the cop,and there's something also heroic,about people that save lives.,I get it.,It's kinda like your everyday superheroes,,but I think that this is not necessarily,a good depiction of them.,- I never thought about Halloween,being such a gendered holiday.,- I mean, why gender a costume in the first place?,It's a costume, right?,- I like the sexy banana better.,- Yeah, the sexy banana felt more you.,- I mean, I'm a sexy fruit.,(relaxing music),- Do you feel like you can move around well in that?,- Yeah, I...,You know, it's just the jangles.

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Trying To Make Boring Male Halloween Costumes Sexy

one's gonna think i'm stealing this idea,from mac hey mac,what when does your uh video come out of,you,trying on halloween costumes come on,like on the 22nd it comes out on the,22nd yeah is that a monday tuesday,wednesday,i or,the 21st i was gonna be like the 20th or,thursday whenever i finish it basically,i don't know i'm finishing it so it's,not coming out tomorrow yeah great,so stop don't copy my idea,because everybody already thinks they,steal all of his ideas i figured i might,as well steal his set too i don't know,if it was last year i think it was the,year before i made a video where i tried,on sexy male halloween costumes,you're in trouble oh i'm gonna,take you away baby i'ma lock you up for,a good day you know you're gonna have to,pay some hard time boys you will have,kids one day,i'm gonna show them this ,bro and you all seem to like that so i,figured i would do a part two only i,went to spirit halloween and they had,plenty of sexy female costumes but no,sexy male costumes personally i find,that a little bit sexist a little bit,unfair i want to be a too i can,already see the comments going you are a, shut up what's going on with this,bag,but even though spirit halloween didn't,really have any good sexy male costumes,i'm not gonna let that stop me i'm not,afraid to jump over a hurdle do you see,how hard it was for me to just try the,jump sports i got five different regular,boring halloween costumes and i'm going,to try my best to make them sexy i have,a scissor or a knife or something i have,a scissor and five costumes and we're,gonna make them sexy,can i break the scissors no,is that the wide angle,oh great that would be very helpful,yeah so great i steal your idea your set,and your equipment and my equipment,honestly you can probably keep this lens,if you wanted how much do you spend on,these videos uh like around like five,hundred dollars i spent five hundred,dollars yeah,i could borrow 500,girls,girl there you go,the first costume i got is a sheriff,look at him i feel like the only thing,different from a normal halloween,costume and a sexy version of that,costume is just showing as much skin as,you possibly can basically like what i,wear every day normally anyway again,that's what the costume's supposed to be,let's see what i do okay,okay this is huge oh i got an xl why did,i get an xl why would i get an xl okay,well i got an xl,did it not come with pants the sheriff,costume didn't come with pan how does,the sheriff's costume not come with,pants it came with a buckle but not,pants include shirt tie badge and belt,pouch why wouldn't it come with pants oh,yeah i totally meant to get the extra,large for this exact reason you,know what the shorts kind of match so i,don't remember how to tie a tie my,fraternity would be so disappointed in,me obviously only because i can't tie a,tie nothing else i do not remember how,to do this this sheriff costume, this sheriff costume no, this i'm so pissed about this this,sucks i look like that one cop from,reno9 i'm cutting up this league because,this is not sexy i feel like my channel,should be called how to aggressively,waste your money let's try this again,you know what it's fine you boys know,how fast you were going not fast enough,riding around in that piece of when,you could be riding me i don't know if i,get sheriff or camp counselor but,honestly if this is a camp counselor you,need to investigate him so this is what,i was given,and this is what we made, the tie honestly much better,without the tie where's my bad i have a,bad do you see this wait do you see this,this means that you have to show me,respect it would be so much better if i,had short shorts that match the outfit,what outfit that costs 40 doesn't come,with pins next up we have a sailor's,outfit and this one comes with a shirt,pants and a hat you are damn, right it does so it already,doesn't have sleeves work i'm gonna cut,it into a crop top and then there's the,pants that obviously i'm going to make,as short as possible because halloween,is all about,stuffing that candy what okay cut the,shirt i feel like after this i should,try out for rupaul's drag race oh i,think i cut it a little too high,it smells like oh my god i cut it,way too high it barely covers my nipples,honestly though it works it's a little,uneven,very unusual it'll look better with the,pan oh please fit oh please don't be my,wake-up call okay so remember this is,what we were shown,mama it up it's better than the,sheriff how many seamen is he holding,you're gonna have to do a prostate exam,to find that answer oh the pants red oh,the,oh no oh god i made them too short i,made them so short that the middle seam,has split in half and now my shorts have,become a skirt that's fine men can wear,skirts men can wear skirts like if i,don't even say anything you can't even,tell right you totally can't tell just,lie to me in the comments i need this,angle to go down so you can see this,effect okay so at least my legs look,good in it could this be better yes,could this be worse yes we saw the,sheriff costume one of these is gonna,work,one of them is gonna work i got so used,to making nothing but drinks i forgot,how to do anything else next we got an,er surgeon it includes a hat shirt and,pants for this one i don't want to do,them all exactly the same i don't want,everyone to just be a crop top maybe,this one we could go with like a deep v,i've been inside of a few deep v's in my,day everybody in the comments like when,like where guys shut up i'm gonna cut,the sleeves off cut a deep v of course,i'm gonna stick with the short shorts,and then we'll see what happens with the,hat okay a plan okay so this was the,boring normal er surgeon costume,i hate it i hate all of these these cost,so much money and it's so cheap five,hundred dollars guys that v is not low,enough,okay that was kind of fun,did show them titties i'm here to take,your temperature just coming to surgery,like,are you ready to get split open,okay what's next apparently we're,sticking with the hospital theme because,next up is a hospital patient i feel,like that's already sexy look at this,fake ass i feel like this isn't doing me,any favors honestly can i just wear this,how do i modify this what am i supposed,to do are you just supposed to leave it,open because it's got a peep oh no,doctor you caught me i didn't know you,were coming seriously i didn't know you,were coming,how do we make this sexy i have to make,this sexy i have to make this video work,i spent five hundred dollars i have no,way in hell i'm giving up i'll show you,what i'm gonna do watch this i cut,nipples,it shows the ass it can at least show,some nipple wait watch if i do this,there we go i could say it's a spooky,ghost this costume is um,it's it's a patient but we're trying to,bag a rich doctor so we make sure we're,as easy accessible as possible from the,back from the front,all the pleasure points are available,and no one will be the wiser because you,could say i'm just a spooky ghost it's a,face as far as the youtube monetization,program is concerned this is the face,imagine just if this was the thumbnail,and then i do like the butt though i,gotta say,what's next we have i think we have one,left i'm keeping the butt okay here we,go it's time for sexy jesus fun i can do,her i can play her okay okay okay but,what if what if there was like just a,sexy subtle leg slit like what if there,was just a little slit so jesus could,you know show some legs and show some,ads we're combining costumes but i think,it's gonna work all right jesus we can,do this a subtle leg slit look i'm the,holy spirit okay okay so this is what we,were supposed to look like, wait for it don't sleep on jesus,hold on our father who are in heaven,halloween,yes okay,my children,look at this walk look at this flow like,tell me you're not gagging,i can't sing i'm telling myself i did,good i'll just keep the beard i like,this how much did this cost 55,dollars yo thank you so much for,watching this video,get off me oh thank god i'm back on my,own guys what did we learn here today if,you try your best do you really ever,fail oh my god,an asshat well everybody thank you so,much for watching this video if you,enjoyed it be sure to like it and,subscribe for future videos i put them,out weekly usually on tuesdays and,thursdays but sometimes i'm late just,like your mom in the comments down below,let me know which one of these outfits,you like the most and which ones you,like the least i do like the asshat be,sure to follow me across all social,media you can find me everywhere at mike,gtv and don't forget to check out my,podcast with mac messy with mac and mike,we go live every wednesday and i go live,on twitch every sunday for sip and,sundays at 6 p.m pst 9 p.m est this suck,this is why i always make my own,costumes every year because you spent,all this money for pieces of that,probably cost eight dollars each to make,and piss i'm pissed thank you guys for,watching as always i'm mike mgtv and,you're welcome,you

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TRYING SEXY (MALE) HALLOWEEN COSTUMES // Grace Helbig

someone put on a fake tan over her last,time she shot a video do you call,brand-new character that gets introduced,for the first time in the reprisal of,full house fuller house a fake Tanner hi,guys my name is grace Helbig no no you,know your life is different now,Halloween is a time for socks it's at,one night of the year where anyone,regardless of race gender or religion,gets to tap in to their inner skank I've,seen some videos on YouTube where boys,try on sexy girl Halloween costumes and,I thought it's my turn now I'm gonna try,on sexy boy Halloween costume cuz they,exist and they are a lot I went on,Amazon a while ago slightly inebriated I,bought a bunch of sexy boy Halloween,costumes and I'm gonna try them on right,now because this is why the internet was,made I don't remember what costumes I,bought and I do remember thinking oh god,how am I gonna try this on on camera so,subscribe this youtube channel if you,haven't already it's what you're about,to see you probably cannot unsee it,vaguely remember a sexy firefighter all,right our first costume,is no cat stuff it's the only one I,could remember that I bought oh my god,shorts and braces I think they mean,suspenders this man's not smiling with,teeth so I can't tell if they mean teeth,braces but that would be hilarious no,offense but this seems a little,dangerous to be a firefighter and to run,into a burning building without a shirt,on and to run in wearing a material that,looks like the most flammable material,of all materials but this man's the fire,chief says his helmet I don't think it,comes with the helmet you just come to,Schwartz embraces but the good thing is,we know he's a professional because the,badge for Fire Department is directly,over at his wiener let's try this on,okay you're probably like grace how are,you gonna get around not showing your,tits on camera instant boy body let's,become hot stuff oh it's made out of the,material that beach balls are made out,of Oh No,we are the fire chief take us seriously,we worked hard to get to this position,our dad is proud of us this is as small,as this is thunders go oh no something,not right there we go elephantitis whoa,am i hot stuff yeah I mean this is,pretty identical ladies ladies you don't,datong where the fire is I know where it,is in my pants I have chlamydia we're,gonna need a hose for this fire and I,got a big one in my pants my balls are,swollen cuz I have chlamydia I have a,pole you can slide down,I had to install pole into my home,because my balls are something I,couldn't use my stairs anymore to exit,my home my father's so big because I got,chlamydia okay let's look at the next,sexy male costume Oh jailbait and oh,it's the same model,wow what a photo shoot day this must,have been I hope you got some good grams,out of it I see the theme and the way,the costumes are designed this is a,mankini and handcuffs,will it kini oh man apparently and the,good thing is I got this in a large the,other good thing is that we know he,should be in jail because it says guilty,directly over his wiener but the fun,thing that this is this one actually,comes with an cops it comes with the,accessory that it's advertising in the,picture that's become sexy jailbait Oh,Oh God,what what is this what Baby Bjorn what,is this wow that's gonna fit perfectly,you'll see in the front guilty in the,back how does this fit surprisingly,better wait a minute there we go,oh this is just pure sex oh these go,here there's a little hook for Oh cuz,this is how all prisoners in jail where,their handcuffs by their side holding,the keys I look so good in this costume,I know tonight I'm gonna get in mates,well a lot of people like playing World,of Warcraft but I'm more of a freecell,man myself,sale is what I call my butthole in my,prison they say if you do the crime you,got to do the time time is what I call,my bubble time for the next one also,sorry if the lighting is all over the,place I'm setting and resetting Wow Oh,sexy cowboy item hi cowboy contains,waistcoat chaps and scarf this guy's,rocking a killer handlebar moustache and,it doesn't come with it no chaps are,always a great time I've never tried,chaps on that I remember like I just,keep taping a bunch of airplane travel,pillows to my chest so sexy oh this is,our waistcoat I guess it's a waste of a,coat just the less it barely fits over,my muscles I might beat you ripped for,this costume that'd be cool,I'm a god of sex Japs oh my gosh what,where how do you do you,this feels confusing and weird like to,brown condoms for your legs get in and I,get jean shorts come on be a sexy male,cowboy whoa wait a minute,yeah there we go you better be careful,partner you nah gonna have to have a,shootout wieners I caught my wiener,Clint Eastwood cuz when I get a boner,curves to the right I'm only into,outlaws then I that closeted laws I,don't know why I'm making so many gay,jokes the costume teachers taking me,over and I feel really comfortable Hey,two left so let's see which do I have,left,oh we got a hot Scottie they have given,me two ways to wear this more,conservative way and then the hot Scotty,way down here without the shirt or the,pant oh this is intended for adult use,only age grade 14 plus please dear God,don't let there be any fourteen-year-old,boys wearing a hot Scottie this,Halloween Jesus Christ this bag is not a,toy that's the warning you want to give,about this costume this includes kilt,with attached sash Oh,hats belt with bag pair of socks garters,pants insured are not included god damn,it alright we'll put this on a second,let's see what the last one is,well genie in the lamp can you see that,genie in the lamp rub me I mean he,seemed so pleased with himself like it,makes me think that this guy created,this costume and just convinced this,company to take his photo and sell it,and they're like we're never gonna sell,one and then I bought one and they were,like well Frank you proved us wrong,includes best best lamp and cuffs thank,God it includes that lamp these are both,really great but I think I'm just gonna,try on genie in the lamp because I'm,running out of a card space here and I'm,sure you guys are sick of this video,concept right now but let's try on genie,in the lamp rub me this is not sexy at,all this is gross I mean with Aladdin,coming out soon this costume might be,very appropriate timing was also this,costume is just wholly inappropriate,that's their backs gonna be bad and then,the piece de resistance piece I would,most like to resist we did it Wow,I don't even want to make any jokes,about this I think this has enough on,its own,quick reminder I went to college weak,reminder my parents watch my videos,what's up dad if you weren't already so,confused about what I do for a living,welcome to this new career path I've,never looked better,I don't know I don't I don't know I I,told you that you would see things that,you cannot unsee and I am just so sorry,I think this concludes this video this,is a good time to stop I mean probably,should have stopped long before this,became a thing but hey better late than,never I don't think that's true never,would have been better that's it for,trying on sexy male Halloween costumes,hopefully this inspires you to get a,good Halloween costume go and think hard,on it and card on it if you guys like,this video subscribe to this YouTube,channel I'm making this Monday Wednesday,and Friday sometimes and click the phone,notifications so you get notified when,stuff like this happens leave a comment,down below which of these sexy male,costumes was your favorite I will see,you guys once I gain enough dignity to,forget this,and I don't know know if that ain't a,metaphor

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Sexy Halloween Costumes for Men

let me be honest for a second i'm really,into gender equality i don't know about,you i'm into it,within reason,i'm kidding fully i'm fully into gender,equality but i am tired of girls getting,all the sexy halloween costumes have you,noticed that it's much more fun for the,ladies because they can really hoard up,for one night,and i i feel left out i want some sexy,sexy costumes from men so i can be i'm a,fella that likes to you know s sex it up,i didn't know what,that's my set i like to sex it up it's,not working so good for old painting uh,so what i did was i created a line of,costumes that i think women will find,very attractive for this year's sexy,halloween costumes for men,get ready to get moist,up first ladies and gentlemen we have,confident zombie,yeah,women love confidence and this,self-assured guy wants to take a bite,out of life,and your torso,thanks confident zombie,looking good baby,up next we have beowulf,he's a werewolf who's always there,look at him reliable dependent,even during a full moon this solid,dude's not going anywhere because he's,not a wolf boy,he's a wolf man,for your consideration a twist on an old,classic good with kids dracula,regular dracula is a creepy old bachelor,who lives alone in an empty castle,wearing capes to dinner,that's weird,but just add a kid to the costume all of,a sudden you're dad material,yeah,up next everybody one of my favorites,this is actual doctor,that's sure to do it for the ladies uh,dressing up like a doctor is fun sure,but really what you're telling women is,wouldn't it be crazy if i were smart and,successful lol,but sorry fellas this costume isn't sold,in stores they give it to you after,seven grueling years of med school,but it's worth it for all the butts you,get to put your finger in,and finally ladies and gentlemen it's,the toilet paper mummy who puts the seat,down and always replaces the roll by,putting it on the actual bar not just,placing it on top of the empty roll,this guy understands that it takes two,seconds to let your spouse know you give,a after you take,one this is one deuce you're not gonna,wanna drop,and that's sexy halloween costumes for,men everybody,you

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Try Guys Try Sexy Vs Traditional Halloween Costumes

- I'm ready to take you to infinity and beyond.,- Halloween!,- What did she say?,Jerkonious!,- This year we're going to compare same costumes,in their sexy and non-sexy versions.,- We're just gonna shove them together,in an un-sexy, sexy Halloween costume sandwich.,- No costume ever comes in my size,so I always have the crotch riding up inside,of my body.,- It's a night of mystery, wonder, spooks,and lettin' it hang out. (laughing),(upbeat music),(witch laughing),Every year at Halloween,people try and sexualize things,that shouldn't be sexualized.,- Trick or treat is a sexy phrase,so that was the first ever sexualization of Halloween.,- We started making these videos a few years ago,,but since we started doin' that,,I've gotten pretty into sexy costumes.,I make my girlfriend go as the normal thing,and then I go as sexy-Nemo.,I did that.,- I'm probably going to hate all of them,because I take Halloween very seriously.,I think if you're going to get a store-bought costume,you might as well not go out at all.,I'm just saying.,- I don't actually have a Halloween costume idea yet, so,,maybe I'll find one today.,- First up, Iron Man.,- Girl, you're about to make me a fan out of snap.,- Hey, what are you wearing, Ned?,- Why, I am wearing these cool underwear,I got at tryguys.com.,- You got your underwear at tryguys.com?,- Tryguys.com. - Dude, me too.,- Oh my God. - Tryguys.com.,- We all said that we would wear this underwear today.,- I'm willing to bet that at least one person forgot.,- Eugene, what kind of underwear are you wearing today?,Is it tryguys.com underwear, like me?,- Yeah, of course.,- This is a sleek little number.,(bubble pops),There, oh, yeah and see that's why we get de-monetized,every year. - Check us out.,How hot is this?,- Hey, ha, ha. - Hey, you look pretty good.,- Can you see my iron, man?,- Mr. Stark, I do feel so good.,- Oh God, I would say this outfit,doesn't have many tactical advantages.,- I'm not battle-ready.,- Pew, pew, pew. - You look pretty strong.,- Yeah, these suits are so stupid.,- Look at all your biceps.,- The one's with the fake muscles.,- I know. - Oh, look at your muscles.,- They're so stupid. - This Iron Man's a little,chunkier, this is like Tony faked his death,and has just been crushin' beers on the beach somewhere.,- Ah, I'm Iron Man. - This is his little,new side-piece. - Oh no,,this is why we get de-monetized.,- That's pretty funny.,Here lies proof that Tony Stark has a dick. (laughing),- Let me get confusing. - Yes.,I think this is always the way to go.,Now I'm in a burlesque show.,Da, da, da, da, da.,- Can you say Avengers assemble?,- Avengers assemble. - Sexier.,- On top of me. (laughing),- I'm a little upset 'cause I don't really feel like I,scream Iron Man, right now.,- Don't even scream sexy. - You know that's insulting.,- Next up, Buzz Lightyear. - This looks terrible.,That probably is the name of some girl's vibrator, right?,Buzz Lightyear. - I don't think they'd have,vibrator. - Right?,- What is this, this is not a costume,,this is a sleeping bag.,- You know those garbage bags you rake your leaves into,and they look like pumpkins?,Same material. - I look like a rejected,Missy Elliot extra. - This is like a 80s thong.,Does it make the butt look good?,- I'm gonna guess, yes. - What is that sound?,- It's a AC unit inside of my clothes.,- Oh my God, there's a fan. - No way!,- There's a fan. - No way!,- Oh my God. - Oh my God.,- Oh my God. - Oh my God.,- Oh my God. - No.,- If this isn't a visual representation of a boner,I don't know what is.,- Wow. - That's fun.,(laughing),That's truly the opposite of me.,- Yeah, look at me. - Yeah.,- I'm a puffy man. - Buzz Lightyear,to the rescue. (laughing),Wow, you're hot!,- And is this a real backpack? - It's a real backpack.,- Oh my God, you can keep your phone in there.,- Your pants. - You can keep,your molly in there. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.,- Let's be real, this is a clubbing outfit.,You're one lollypop away from being a little rave girl.,- Hey Zach. - Oh, God!,I love this song. - Are you having fun?,- What are you doing after this?,- You look like you're at a space sex club,in Futurama or something.,- Honestly, Zach, looking at you,,there was a snake in my boot.,- Try to twerk on me. - Okay.,(plastic rustling) (techno music),- I feel like if you're,gonna make a Toy Story character sexy,you should be forky. - Yeah.,- 'Cause his whole thing is like, I'm trash.,- Oh, yeah.,You like that?,You like that Bo-Peep?,You find your sheep, Bo-Peep? - Whoa, whoa,,I'm Buzz Lightyear. - Not with me you ain't.,- Of all the shitty costumes I've ever tried on,I think this is my favorite.,- I've never been so cool in an outfit.,- But do we like the sexy version, or the un-sexy version?,- Oh, are you kidding, which outfit wins,,oh, I wonder which outfit wins, ah.,- I don't like either of these.,- I mean really, the only thing wrong with this,is that I'm sexualizing a beloved children's character.,- I don't think that I have a problem with it.,Andy grew up, the toys are growin' up.,- Do I make you Woody?,(laughing),- Up next, sexy Pennywise.,What the world needs.,- Has enough time passed for us to admit,that the movie was just the longest movie ever made?,It was in the eight-hour long movie,and nothing fuckin' happened,,it's just him goin', boogity-boogity-bop.,- Don't look at me now, I'm reaching for my microphone.,(horror music) (laughing),Oh, boy.,Oh, boy.,Oh.,- Oh no, wait. - Oh damn.,(scary music),- Okay, look at that. - Oh, Ned, come on and play.,Don't make me sad, Ned.,Don't you want to be my friend, Ned?,- No, no, no, no, I'm not ready, I'm not ready.,I'm not ready. - Don't you wanna be--,- Jonathan's still over here.,He's still over here.,I swear, I'm scared.,(laughing),- Oh, it smells horrible in here.,(screaming),- Boogity-boogity-hah!,- That's not bad. - Look at this,,this is horrifying.,This is so scary.,Well imagine being in a mirror maze with this guy.,Oh God, it was a scary franchise.,- It's a fuckin' weird movie,and I don't know how we've all agreed,that it's great art.,The original book is nonsense,,he's fighting a giant turtle.,That's the plot.,- How skinny am I supposed to be here?,This is rude.,- Stephen King had a drug phase.,- Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.,- Suddenly this is like a cool MC Hammer look now.,- Yeah. - It's a similar dance.,- Aladdin.,(panting),- Pretty similar.,- I feel like all these sexy versions are trying to make,these character costumes into something promiscuous,but then it loses the character.,I can't tell that I'm It.,(roaring),- Oh, that is awful. (roaring),But. (roaring),If a sexy girl did this, it would be hilarious.,- Oh wow, oh this is fuckin' terrifying.,- This is actually the best costume, this is great.,- Hiya, Vicky. - Oh wow.,This is giving me more nightmares than,the movie ever possibly could.,(screaming),It is scary.,(screaming),- Bob Ross, baby. - Bob Ross,was a very famous painter.,- Is it okay for me to wear this,or am I pulling a racial Dolezsar right now?,- Do you have a concerning wig, as well?,- This here's a happy little sun.,Oh, get. (blowing air),I need to trim.,- Oh yeah, he has a pet squirrel.,- You don't have a squirrel,,so you need a squirrel friend.,- Do you need someone to come film this?,- There ya go, Miles.,Now you can be my painting.,- Thanks, Ned. - Why does he do this?,- You ready to do this, Keith?,- I don't wanna put the wig on.,- Well, me neither, but, here we are man.,I don't, someone at our company thought,this was a good idea.,- I think the wig looks cute.,The beard, I think I'd rather just have my normal beard.,- Oh, you are pretty hot. - You look very hot.,- I look super-hot. - This is great.,- Oh my God.,Look at those shorts. - Yeah.,- Also your pallet is really dinky.,- That is so adorable. - It's a purse.,- Actually, it is a purse. - Oh my God, there it is.,That is clutch.,- Bob Ross as a costume, kind of play now.,I've seen it for the last decade,at every costume party I've been to,,but sexy Bob Ross, that's new,and you could travel with just a bunch of paint,and let people just paint all over you all night,,that's sexy. - That's a great idea.,- Right? - That's actually a great,idea. - I only have great ideas.,I don't know why you're surprised.,- Paint Miles, so Miles, you're Rose.,- Okay. - And you're naked,on the Titanic, and you're Jack,,and you're an easel. - I'm your canvas, yes.,- Paint me like one of your French squirrels.,(fingers snapping),(hands clapping),- Yes!,- Minecraft. - Minecraft is a video game,that I don't know much about,but I do know that it's basically LEGOs,plus shooting each other.,- It's block people, right?,They're like blocks.,- Do you think anyone has a Mine-crafting channel,where they do Minecraft while also doing DIY crafts?,- And it's a German channel too,,so it's mein-crafting, mein-crafting.,- Minecraft is a game for children,,so I think these are the appropriate amount of sexy.,- What about me is sexier than you?,Who decided that this was the sexy version?,I think that's just 'cause I'm small though.,- You look more fun because they're,translating a very simple looking character, right?,- Your little hat is so funny. - And it won't fit on my head.,- It's so cute. - It won't fit on my head.,- How about this, this whole look.,- You're so cute. - I actually think they,landed less-sexy and more in fashion.,Do a runway walk.,Is that how they move in Minecraft?,- Yeah, they move very stiff.,- I don't know anything about Minecraft.,I know that there's zombies in it.,- I don't have any Minecraft jokes, I don't play the game.,- Kids play it, they talk about their buildings.,- Can I get you a diamond?,- Is that Minecraft? - I think so.,- You're a cock-block, get it?,- Does it make my butt look good?,- Now that's a craft I'd like to mine.,Mm, mm.,- I'm gonna have sex with you all Fortnite.,- Eugene, when I look at you I turn into a Creeper.,- Tonight, we'll build your house.,- Yes. - So.,- Yeah. - PewDiePie.,- PewDiePie. - Does he play Minecraft?,- And now for the finale of our video.,Game of Thrones. - This is the grand finale.,Look, finales are always satisfying, they're awesome,,you take years and years of anticipation,and you pay it off neatly and succinctly.,- Never once has a finale-- - Disappointed.,- Yes. - Never once.,- Never, never. - I know better.,- Three, two, one.,(dramatic music),- Oh. - Oh no.,- No, Keith, no.,(crosstalk drowns out speech),- Ah. - Look at him go.,- Ah.,Ah. - Oh my goodness.,My boobs are exposed.,- I would say, Eugene, you look like season one,Daenerys and I look like her more towards,the end of the show.,This is like I'm gonna spend a season in Marine,doing nothing. - She's taking very good care,of my dragon eggs. - You don't know anything,about this show. - I'm making a testicle joke.,- Ice and fire, more like,,- Ass and fire. - I'll let the king,sit on my sword-chair. (laughing),- Keith if you were my cousin, I'd still let you fuck me.,- Look at these titties, they're all over the place,,they are, this is nothin' for the imagination,and dragons are imaginary.,(explosion booming) - Winter,,is comin'. (laughing),(crosstalk drowns out speech),- We were the Try Guys,,these are my titties.,Hope you have a good Halloween,,hope it's plenty spooky for all you October-lovers,out there, buy the merch,,you can get these undies at tryguys.com,so your dicks can look bigger than they actually are,just like ours.,Thanks for watching, be sure to subscribe,,watch some more videos,just stay in the tunnel of our content,all-October long. - Chakadies.,- Bah. - God damn it!,- Now you try. - Drackaris.,(exhaling air),- Happy Halloween'er.,- Dragons.,- It run, go!,(screaming) (rock music),- Jarrod, I need suit at full-power.,- Okay, we're gonna maximize your suit,,locking-on to all the targets,with your big-pulsing-rocket.,- Why did that turn into a porn?,- Of course it's gonna turn into a porn.,Look at me, I'm too hot to not be fucked,by the end of the scene.

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Rating My Halloween Costumes

hey guys we are back with a brand new,video i'm really excited for today my,assistant had this idea to,go through all my old halloween costumes,and rate them one out of ten,and just talk a little bit about how i,come up with the idea and what was going,on behind the scenes,1998. way back i was one so i had no,choice over this outfit this must have,been kris jenner i remember,they were in mine in my sister's closets,for years after that when i was,kendall's age i think i tried the yellow,costume on i have like faint memories i,hope that my mom still has these,costumes because i would love to put,stormi in one,i rate this costume 10 out of 10. great,job chris,so this was 19.99 i actually really love,these costumes i think they're super,cute again i didn't have a choice i was,dorothy and i think my mom was the,wicked witch of the west,but i love dorothy i love this movie i'm,going to write this i'm going to rate,this one,8 out of 10 because i feel like my hair,style could have been a little better,this costume,i remember this was probably my earliest,halloween memory i remember we always,used to do a birthday party for kendall,growing up,because kendall's birthday is on,november 3rd we all wear dalmatians,i think it was a bunch of the kids i,remember chloe was a dalmatian,and i didn't want to get my face painted,i remember that um i'm really happy with,that decision because looking back at,the photo kendall's paint job isn't the,best,shout out to my mom for trying i,actually think it was chloe i think it,was chloe who did the painting i have a,memory of us in the bathroom and i was,like i don't want to do it so this,picture must have been when we were,trick-or-treating we got a golf car and,we used to just go around for hours and,hours and get as much candy as we can,and my dad always made,the experience very fun so 10 out of 10.,okay 2009 i think this was also a,kendall party so i'm not the pro i'm the,most proud of this outfit i actually,would go as far as to say that i hate it,kim loves halloween i think kim looks,really cute i think everyone else looks,really cute i think it's a cute memory i,don't think i cared about my costume i,think i just ordered something online,like three days before it looks like i'm,like a firefighter or something it's not,my best so i'm gonna do two out of ten,this costume i'm gonna call,snow bay i,wanted like this frosty snow look i,remember i did like white hair,but yeah i got this from trashy lingerie,i think they made it for me i said i,wanted to be like a snow,princess,look i loved the hood i remember i,bought those boots like a week before,halloween we did this photo shoot one of,my first photo shoots was sasha there,were like these ysl furry boots and i,was like i had to buy them for the shoot,because we did it in the desert and i,remember i ruined the bottom of them so,i had to buy them and i'm like great,when am i ever going to wear these again,a week or two later it was halloween and,i was like oh my god this is perfect,this would be this would be perfect for,my halloween look we went out i think we,went to anastasia beverly hills party,i'm gonna say,eight out of ten,this i'm not sure,what i am either i would call this,warrior,princess i also got this from trashy,lingerie i think on in hollywood did,some maroon makeup i remember i wanted a,pony,down to the floor and that was the first,time i did super long hair so it was fun,we had a good night i would say 6 out of,ten this look is still one of my faves i,think we got this inspiration from jlo i,think jlo a few years back did,a similar skull makeup look and me and,arielle,did our own version of it and i loved it,i had the best night i had a halloween,dinner with my friends at the house and,i went all out and we had a really good,night so i'm gonna rate this,seven out of ten,2016 i did christina aguilera i love her,the piercings were obviously fake we did,a wig this was probably one of my first,looks that i got,really custom and was so excited i still,get tweets about this my friends still,talk about it and i remember christina,aguilera ex tina,she reached out and was like i love your,costume so much and invited me to her,birthday party and she was like please,show up in the costume i got the yellow,version and i showed up and i was her on,her birthday and it was,it was iconic so 10 out of 10. so this,was 2017 when i was pregnant with my,daughter this was so much fun i wanted,to be an angel with these huge wings i,still have the wings and storage but,yeah i think i was six going on seven,months and even though i was pregnant i,wanted an in the house i wasn't even,going anywhere i still wanted to,have some fun on halloween,this is a 10 out of 10 and i love this,look this is a fun look i did with,stormy we didn't go anywhere we just did,it for photos where she's like a little,storm bolt and i was a cloud so this is,the best picture that i got we couldn't,even get a good photo but i'm glad we,have this one again for the memories i,love this look 10 out of 10. this,butterfly look was so special i loved,this look again we didn't go anywhere,and i couldn't even walk with those huge,wings when travis and i first got,together we got matching little,butterfly tattoos so a butterfly is just,like a symbol of our relationship and,stormy and so it was special to do the,butterfly costume so 10 out of 10.,barbie is so special to me i love,looking back at these photos this photo,shoot was so much fun,this was my first halloween shoot and i,remember i planned this shoot and i'm,like am i really about to do a photo,shoot for halloween and i'm like of,course i am i wanted to do traditional,barbie we built the whole box i still,have the box when i do halloween i want,everything to be exact so i need,everything custom i want the exact shape,of everything the exact necklace,so we had the best photo shoot and then,i wanted to do another barbie and i saw,i was looking online for something that,not a lot of people have done and i,found the totally hair 25th anniversary,barbie which i loved i love the long,hair and the bangs,and that outfit so 10 out of 10. in 2018,i did a lot of costumes this was so much,fun to do with my friends the fonta,girls i wouldn't say this is like the,craziest costume that i've done this was,more just something to do with my,friends and have fun in,so i'm going to rate this one at 8 out,of 10. doing the vs angels with my,sisters was such a memorable moment to,do together,kim set it all up to have act the actual,costumes archive costumes and wings and,i was very excited because i fit into,candace's,actual outfit that she wore it was right,after i had my baby so i was just,excited to be,back this isn't the craziest outfit,again that i've done so i'm going to,rate this like an 8 out of 10. 2019 so,last year me and stoss one of my best,friends we did the madonna and brittany,look we fought over britney and then,finally i just let her have it,and we were supposed to go out that,night but i remember i wasn't feeling,well so,we'd end up going out so i left brittany,by herself i'm gonna rate it like a six,out of ten okay this was in 2019 this,was but my caption was staff said i'm,having a playboy party pull up and,that's literally how it went down she,told me i'm having a playboy party pull,up tonight but the costume was very last,minute so it was cute but i'm gonna rate,it like a six out of ten,my fairy costume me stoss and kendall,were all fairies she was just like,beautiful gold birthday fairy and then,me and stoss were her,little side kicks,we did these prosthetic ears,and i remember trying to get them off at,five in the morning when we got home we,were out celebrating my sister's,birthday i planned this whole birthday,party for her and surprised her i loved,planning parties,maybe in another life i was a party,planner walked in and they were there,was like this hallway where all these,hands were coming out of the walls,handing you drinks and real pumpkins,like hanging from the ceiling we had all,the waitresses and kendall's,iconic orange versace,met gala look wasn't my favorite look of,all time so i'm going to rate this one a,seven out of ten,ariel was,so,amazing i loved being the sexy grown-up,version of her,i felt like,a bad in this costume i love when,i do red hair,someone else comes out from within me,and i turn into a different person when,i have red hair this is still a arielle,favorite he talks about this glam we,talked about this glam all the time it,looked in person i looked photoshopped,he killed it this was my friend group,costume of the year so we all got our,custom-made looks and just did like,grown-up versions of the princesses ten,out of ten,marilyn,the maryland shoots came together so,fast but turned out so good i loved,being maryland for the day we ended up,doing this shoot for v magazine which,was very cool to be a part of and i'm,going to read this one 9 out of 10 for,marilyn i loved our superhero costumes,that,trav stormy and i did,we all picked our favorite colors and we,were,superheroes because,trav always says we are a super family,and stormy is a super child and i threw,this big party for stormy it was so much,fun a memory i will cherish forever so,10 out of 10. okay well that wraps up,all my halloween costumes let me know,what you guys think down below if you,guys have any ideas of what i should be,this year i have a few costumes in my,mind,they're already in the works i can't,wait to show you guys thank you for,watching,i love you guys,i'm gonna get wasted,cause it's halloween

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We Wore Sexy Men's Halloween Costumes • Ladylike

I like the idea of being Baberaham,Lincoln just attack yeah you just have,the beard I was like castles over yeah I,got it yeah it leads the eye down two,years ago I did a video where I forced,everyone to pick sexy Halloween costumes,for each other everyone did not like it,he's very sweaty today oh yeah we all,right,that's your doing Mike was inspired by,my poor choices and decided at this time,we should try men's sexy Halloween,costumes it's 95 degrees outside,oh yeah it is mom like with women's sexy,Halloween costumes for like it's a,little bit more skin men sexy Halloween,costumes seem to not take that into,account,it's about being tight and lots of,polyester I would say 85% of men's sexy,Halloween costumes come with a six-pack,there's no training involved they're,just gonna paint that on for you why,would they do that for women just loose,paint it in like a couple abs abs are,sort of a texture concept whereas boobs,are sort of like a full architectural,structure boobs and 4ds weight so abs,aren't there like a rocky road they're,not a mountain I felt that too doing the,rock Jackson okay I'm not gonna waste my,one conversation with the rock on that,oh so last time we did this Kristen,didn't tell us what outfits we were,gonna get no it was a supreme I guess at,least giving us some options there you,go oh no I don't have any credit for,doing the most basic thing right like oh,I bathe and I don't think this is,necessarily sexy you have to provide,your own sexy yeah why is the rubber,duckie in LA I feel like the duck is,there so it's blocking the pain so,no no no you know what I appreciate,about this it is a clawfoot tub that is,nice okay well this seems like standard,this costume has its own calendar I'm,just gonna go ahead and place it on my,lap I'm not claiming anything but I'm,just going to say I'm comfortable with,this,oh wow oh wow I have retro sailor Bowie,I like how it men sexy Halloween,costumes revolve around professions yeah,revolve around like I'm an apple but,make it ha yeah fever this is just a,sexy cowboy I definitely thought that,these were full-on pants if they,provided but it's just chat well I mean,I guess I'll just have to keep these,shorts on but it doesn't really go with,the EM oh it's the friends already fully,clothed oh yeah okay then I feel like or,you can wear retro sailor,yo to where the tub actually I keep,thinking about you oh it's gonna be so,much what do you think we're gonna learn,from this experiment men learn that we,don't like polyester a lesson I feel,like we know mm-hmm mm-hmm what are,gonna do with your beauty yeah so I wore,a bra today wow it is a little bit of,peekaboo dip with my bra situation I,could definitely put the kerchief around,my area and make it a little bandeau top,yeah like a 90s music thing yeah,oh my god,I'll be my own boyfriend so I can't,guarantee I'm going to be shirtless in,the office but I will be shirtless now,we will see what my comfort level is Wow,I love pants that are tissue materials,in your armpit I think I'm supposed to,step into it Michael you have holes on,this side I know I know I know don't,save me the pants are like they're made,of recyclable grocery bags yes yes Davy,Crockett yes his debit card rejected wow,this is tight around the butt no I just,know you're having a real cat my hat is,kind of like a napkin that was so,strangely oh my god Paddington,is oh it's a it's gonna I think my,favorite part about the costume which,didn't even come with the costume of,Amanda is like a dark burgundy here and,it's like a true red eye this is,basically just a subway stop away from,getting laid wait how do I buy my ticket,the sex town sorry I've been so focused,on myself I haven't had a chance to,admire you it is,with your shirt Oh,are you saying kind of weird walking,into an empty parking lot because it,truly does feel like I'm about to,partake in a duel because this material,so down here on the rib cage this is my,around,everything about it feels slightly,inappropriate you can tell this is,intended for a man because it is,peacefully showing like a little bit of,like death guitar I enjoyed that like,flared bottom yeah if I was a little,taller I knew we'd enjoy them more,they're mostly these slippers at this,point if you're actually the boat I feel,like that would be very problematic,actually it would not be a good,regulation failure yeah we're gonna show,off the guns watch single-file it's each,of you stroll down to vlog and each one,was better than them I know they're cute,they're cute if the shirt wasn't a thing,you could probably be making that like,100% listen mate before you go in this,office your body language is all wrong,you got stride right in you were a genie,tub so you have longest right,take up space - it's been a very long,week and I'm not sure about Chloe,very specific energy coming from me,right now,very easy pop cat did not know that was,happening until right now I'm processing,it I'm really digging Mike shadow no,you're talking about you ducky is,swaddling the duck is really just the,center of attention here,like I want I look at that,it's just gonna get really puffed up,when you sit down you may have to do,play it feels like you're doing the,thing that ladies do when their,addresses when they fit like this so,taking off my shower cap has revealed,that it made quite the impression I,don't know how long I'm just gonna take,this to fade away thanks guys you may,notice that my costume is deflated it,was the only way we were able to get me,in a sitting position on this couch so,it looks much sadder than it looked,before so if you're interested in this,costume for your Halloween party know,that you can't sit in it similar to,couldn't at the Met Gala she also,couldn't sit I think what dress is one,of the most inspired things ever,happened on the Met Gala I'd say that,this outfit might rival that yeah I,can't say if I felt sexy in these,costumes I just kind of felt like an,animated Mouse I did with this sliver oh,oh,the ass was burnt in the bag I just felt,my nipples underneath the arm we're like,looking at everyone yeah nipples are a,creepy guy on the subway I got a key,reaction this is kind of a little kids,outfit so thank you for humoring me for,this ladies and you had a friend with,you the entire time saying we're a,minute to the gender identity or the,name why don't the people in the,comments below name them,yes name my duck lady please don't,censor us,you

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Guys Try Sexy Video Game Halloween Costumes

- Isn't it weird, like,,it's not upsetting to see my nipples,until I'm wearing a dress.,Then, ooh! (frightening music),- Halloween!,- Today we're trying on,sexy video game Halloween costumes!,- We're getting slutty.,- Just because Halloween this year,isn't the way that we all imagined,,doesn't mean you can't get a fun video of us,trying on stupid costumes. - Exactly.,We're going to come up with our own traditions this year.,- Whoa! Whoa!,- We're going to level up.,Our sex. - (beep) Sex.,- Appeal. - Appeal.,(The Try Guys Theme),- We're starting with Mario characters.,I will be Princess Peach.,- And I will be Yoshi.,(both make Yoshi noises),- Look, I know these videos,normally are about criticizing the outfits,,but don't you think this looks cute?,- If I had a nickel for all my friends,who put on a mustache and a red and green hat,and nothing else,,I would have probably about (computing noises),37.5 nickels.,- Honestly, suspenders, underrated, sexy.,You could just grab somebody like this,,right? (Ned makes Mario sounds),- It's a common costume,,two sorority girls dress as Mario and Luigi,,they're barely wearing anything.,The funny sorority girls go as Waluigi and Wario.,(Both make Waluigi and Wario sounds),- Not much space for my (beep) to go.,- Is there ever?,- Does it make my booty look good?,(whiplash noise),- You know who kind of looks like Waluigi?,- Hmm? - Miles.,- It's gamer time!,As the resident gamer of 2nd Try,,I'm here to sort of shed some light,,and I have some sort of gamer facts.,- The back says Superb Marcelo.,- All right turn around, turn around, what does it say?,Superb Marcelo! My favorite! (laughter),- In Japanese, Princess Peach's,name is just Peach instead of Princess Peach,,which makes sense because Zach,,your ass looks incredible.,Like a peach! - I got it.,- We gotta tape it man. - Whoa, Keith you're so broad.,- This next one Keith's gonna love.,In Japanese, the name has always just been,,Peach! - Oh my God. Oh my gosh!,- Let me just slide this on.,Play your cards right I might let ya,take it off in front of all your friends and family.,I don't mean to offend anyone,,but I kind of mean to offend,,it is the craziest tradition we have.,- For some reason they've decided it needs to be short.,(knife unsheathing noise) (tense music),- Get away from me! - No, you're fine.,- Get away from me! - I'm gonna cut the shorts.,- Mario does not have scissors!,- Okay, Keith, do you trust me?,- Yes, oh my tail. - Uh, gonna cut. There we go.,- Ah, I'm free at last.,- Dude, you look good.,- You look good. - I feel good.,- I will say this is very much like it could either be,for a 22 year old or a four year old.,- Yours is actually very adorable.,- I don't feel that slutty.,- I think if you take the skirt off,,it would be much sluttier.,- Yeah, I think the skirt should come off.,- Whoa, whoa, too much. - You know now...,- Too much dong.,- What are the turtles called?,- Koopas. Koopa Troopas! (all exclaim),- I'll put a Koopa in your poopa.,- Oh my goodness.,- (vocalizing) I want to go down your pipe.,- Oh, that was good.,- What if you did a twirl, that might help.,You're a princess.,(sparkling noises) (laughter),- Do you think in this reality,,Princess Peach, her little mushroom,is just all the little (beep) boys?,Mario's like her sugar daddy.,- Mario, where are you?,Does this look like a really drunk Peach?,Like, and she's like waiting for Mario.,She's like, she's like: Mario, I'm in another castle.,- Wait, here. I'm gonna break your block.,(Mario sound effects),- And then coins shoot out of his ass.,- I don't know if I can picture a girl in this outfit,who's not crying drunk. They're on the phone like:,No I don't know, I don't know, Josh is being a dick!,- Most (beep)able Mario characters.,One, Birdo. Have you - Luigi.,seen that girl suck? My god.,- Mmhm, yeah, I get it now.,- To be honest, when I was with Josh,,he always gave me dry bones.,- Number two, Yoshi. That tongue? (whoops),- Yoshi's known for sticking his tongue out,and sucking in fruit. He's a fruity mother (beep)er.,- Hi. - Saddle up.,(Mario noises) (drum roll),(popping noise) - Whoa! Whoa!,- Up next, The Legend of Zelda,,my favorite franchise, I played it a lot as a kid.,- I just learned that the Spanish word sombrero,is just hat.,Not specifically that hat. Just the word for hat.,- This is the stupidest hat I've ever seen.,No, in what world are you gonna get sexy tonight,,and wear this floppy sleeping cap?,- Gamer Fact!,Zelda was actually named after Zelda Fitzgerald.,- No way. - Yeah bitch.,- Ella Fitzgerald, you mean Ella Fitzgerald?,Who's Zelda Fitzgerald? - Zelda Fitzgerald!,Zelda, the princess, is named after--,- F. Scott Fitzgerald's wife.,- Really took away my thunder there.,(laughs),- Link of course,,a swordsman fighting against the darkness,,one part of the Triforce.,Known for smoking pot and fighting.,- He's not known for smoking pot!,- Breaking pots.,- This though, this tells you where you store the goods.,- You can store so many condoms in there.,- I got the jewels right here, baby.,- Hiya! Hye! - Hye!,- Hey, do you want to see my Majora's mask?,- Girl, when we (beep), I turn into a wolf.,(Keith making Link noises),- Oh, hey, you're Link. You're the Link to my ass.,- Oh (beep).,(Keith vocalizing),- (Eugene, singing) I'm just a Link girl,,looking for a Zelda.,Just want a pony to ride.,Ocarina of time.,(Keith sings Zelda theme),- Holy, what is this?,- It's Mortal Kombat.,- No, this is Call of Duty. - It's Call of Duty.,- More like Call of Booty.,You know what comes out of booties. Duties. (fart noise),- Oh, how do I put this on?,This is not very much coverage at all.,- Gamer facts!,Call of Duty is an advertisement for war.,- That's true. - Yeah. That's right Eugene,,Call of Duty, the franchise has been out since 2003,,if my Google search was correct,,is a game that takes money from the government,to advertise war.,- Are you (beep) serious? - Absolutely.,- Really? - Absolutely it does.,- I think this actually is pretty hot.,You look great.,You look like you're about to skydive,,in the hottest way imaginable.,- This is like straight into booty.,- This is such a suit.,- Oh, spank that. - Ow. (beep) Ow. Ow.,- Like you could be Rihanna and you could be singin'.,- Oh my God.,That's the nicest thing you've ever said.,- Soldier drop down and give me 20.,- Okay. Uh.,Should I try and like, twerk up on the wall?,Let's do it.,- Yeah. You're supposed to go,,Shouldn't your butt be out? - Oh yeah!,- Aren't you showing your dick to us?,- Mm, that's what they call deep trench warfare.,(Keith moans),- All right soldiers, we're gonna drop in at 0600 hours.,And we're gonna, uh, have our butt attack the enemy.,- About to go to sexy war.,The battle of the bulge.,- Drop down and give me 10, private.,- Okay. - Okay. (laughs),(Keith grunts) - Lower.,- I'm answering the call. - Call of what?,- Of duty. (farts) (laughs),- I mean, I mean, I mean. (Eugene laughs),I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.,(Eugene laughs),- You squat, you need to poop.,- More like Call of Duty whore zone.,- I want you guys to be careful, okay.,This is the future that liberals want.,- You heard of D Day? What about double D Day?,I hope you come on to my beach.,- This is Joe Biden's America right here,where we can't even afford full outfits for our military.,Is that what you want?,- Ooh. I got an involuntary discharge. (farts),- Mortal Kombat!,- I thought you were gonna do this: Mortal Kombat.,- No, that's not it, I'm pretty sure it's like,Mortal Kombat!,- Now we're gonna be Mortal Kombat characters.,I'm gonna be Kitana.,- And I'ma be her evil sister Mileena.,I don't know if they're actually sisters.,- Well, I'll tell you! Gamer fact!,They're not sisters. One of them's an evil clone.,- That's me! - Wow.,- This one looks hot. - This one looks hot.,- I'm just gonna say, like I'm on board.,- Yep, already into it.,- This is one that I'm down to sexualize.,- This is the right time to dress as this character.,- Yeah. All the Moral Kombat characters,,Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Jade, Mileena, Kitana, Reptile,,they all got masks.,- This is for (beep)ing.,These costumes aren't for Halloween.,This isn't for Trick-or-Treat, this is for like,,hey baby, get over here.,- You know what's really fun about wearing this though,,is that if you're having sex, you get to scream, finish me!,- Because they finish each other?,- Oh Rachel.,- This is great though.,It does disguise my enormous wiener.,Uh oh. (laughs),- I feel like my thighs do not fill this out appropriately.,It's kinda falling off of me.,- Everyone will comment super hot, even Goro.,(whistling) I'd gore Goro.,- Yeah so Mileena is not only a clone, but also a cannibal.,- I'm a clone and a cannibal?,Is my fatality just eating Zach out?,- Oh, I'm a cannibal all right.,Oh yeah I eat people.,- Definitely a meat eater. You know what I'm saying?,- One thing you missed in the nineties,was the Moral Kombat theme song from the film,,which was this like crazy techno EDM--,(both vocalize) - Mortal Kombat!,- Hey girl, you wanna button mash?,- And now the sexy version.,(slower vocalizing) - Liu Kang.,Johnny Cage, Sonya.,- I do love Mortal Cumbat. - Ooh nice.,- I do wish I had larger breasts,cause that's like part of the game,is that they had heaving bosoms.,- How come the guy fighters don't have giant bulges?,Give us the digi-dick.,- Toonami code more like poon-nami code.,- This is the typical way of children in old movies,would stuff their little titties.,There we go.,(upbeat music plays) (all laugh),- Ready, fight!,- Roundhouse kick! - Super effective!,(laughs),(punching sound effect) - Whoa!,Ooh hit me again daddy! (laughs),- Time for our final sexy costume. Pokemon!,- Oh my God. - Yay Pokemon!,- Am I Ash Catch-them-all?,- Great game, good introductory RPG for kids.,- Oh shit, am I little (beep)able Eevee?,- Oh shit.,I'm going to train that booty.,- It's gamer time! Gotta catch 'em all,when I'm not talking venereal diseases.,- Okay.,- Pokemon is an amazing series about a 10 year old boy,with big dreams and an absent father.,He decides to go out on his own in a terrifying world,filled with giant and insane monsters with magical powers.,Speaking of insane monsters in your balls,,Keith, your ass looks fantastic.,- Thank you, Miles.,- This outfit is just a tail.,- There's no body part, it's just the accessory.,- Is that how this works? - What?,Do you have it between your legs like a giant dong?,- Yeah, it goes like this, right?,(boinging sound effect),- You know that's not correct.,- I don't know that.,- I don't want to come out. - You look cute.,- No, this is, this is, I swear to God,,this is someone's sexual fantasy.,We joke but this is I think an actual,sex fantasy for someone.,- Of course, and probably many of our fan's.,- No. I feel like this is very sexual.,I feel very sexualized.,Some people like furries,,some people like asian boys dressing up that way,,and I am very exposed.,- Flip the tail around!,- Yeah make the tail your boner.,- It's so bulbous.,(tambourine shaking),- Also, this is a really botched circumcision.,(knives clashing),- This is a sex party outfit.,Are you gonna be the host of this frat party?,- Yeah. Hey what's up? Welcome to Vermilion City.,Am I right? Whoa! Pallet Town!,- I'm really trying to cover up my Bulbasaur here.,- Yo, you're looking good on a scale of one to two,,you're a dos.,- Gyarados, like the dragon. - Whoa that joke was Magikarp.,- Eevee, come! Oh!,- Ash, bruh. I heard you caught'em.,- Oh, I caught'em all.,- No, no, I heard you caught all of them.,Yeah. - I caught'em all.,- What were you doing?,Were you putting your jiggly in the puff,,or your wiggly in the tuff?,- I don't wanna want to talk about it. I get all misty eyed.,(laughs),- Bend over Ned. Ass Catch-em.,- Oh man, look at that, its a WAP!,(beep) - It's a wet ass Poliwag.,- Damn, I'd like to take it for a Poliwhirl.,- What type of Pokemon am I? The moist type.,- Ew, God, ew.,- I wonder if this is upsetting Eugene,,because Eugene really loves Eevee,,but he doesn't want to (beep) an Eevee, I don't think.,- He wants to be an Eevee, getting (beep)ed.,- Bruh, ask me what my type is.,- Yo, what is your type?,- Every type, just depends which rock I get off.,- Oh! - Oh!,- Oh, that's actually an intelligent Pokemon sex pun.,- What if Pokemon was just about someone's quest,to (beep) 150 animals?,- Wanna go play with my pokeballs?,- Yeah I'll play with your pokeballs.,- Okay. I can Machoke you during it.,- Damn, you're the Machamp. - Damn. Damn.,- Penis go, come on. Get.,Sorry. This usually doesn't happen.,- Yo, you want a pokedicks?,- Man, your pokedicks is huge!,- It's full. - It's full!,- Let me whip it out and we'll learn something.,Beedrill is a bug type Pokemon.,- I hope you liked all of our puns,and we hope you caught them all.,- Don't go out this Halloween,,just stay inside, put on a costume, take photos.,Halloween is mainly just people,liking what you did on Instagram.,So just have your own private Pokemon party,like we just did.,- Yeah, (beep) a pumpkin or something.,(laughs),(The Try Guys Outro),- On a scale of one to two, Zappa-dos!,- Damn, Mew. - Mew.,- Mewtwo! (Frat Boy Laugh)

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